Maya

Is a genius. She's a child prodigy just so everyone knows.
Sometimes I just like to walk around telling random strangers on the street how good she is and when they say "who the flip is Maya?" I say "you should know, she's that awesome".

You know, in retrospect maybe I should have had her checked out by a psychologist as a baby because I think she might have a severe disorder. I've been researching it and I'm fairly sure she has it. It's called Awesomeness. Some babies are just born awesome and they can never stop being awesome. Don't laugh, it's a serious condition!

Written by Michelle
(Maya might have helped a little bit)