Saturday, October 11, 2008

Can anyone answer me this?

Why in heavens name would a dog need alphabet treats?

While shopping at the supermarket the other day I spotted just that - Alphabet Dog Treats. Do you think they're used to help the dog learn the alphabet in bark? If they recognise all of the letters of the alphabet do they then get an extra meaty treat like a bone?

Or maybe someone really clever came up with a way to teach their human children the alphabet by feeding letters to the dog -"Ok give the doggy a Z now". If the kid gets all the letters right they get to tease the dog by eating a T-bone steak in front ot it. Seems pretty sane to me.

3 comments:

Churlita said...

I'm sure those things are for the pet owners. The ones who are crazy enough to think their dogs are that clever.

Shaz said...

It's so you can spell out "F@ck off you mangey mutt" and your dog will be able to read your frustation but because you haven't actually raised your voice and hurt his feelings, the animal activists will be happy....

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