Thursday, April 13, 2006

On the Cover of Vogue

When I become a scientist I am going to invent a clothing range that comes in a bag the size of a packet of smiths chips. The idea being that you buy a bag of clothes which is big enough to fit in your handbag and when you want something new to wear you take one of the chips and pop it in the microwave for ten seconds and it becomes a full blown fashion outfit complete with accessories. At the end of the day you just screw it all up into a small ball and throw it in the bin. They'll be fully biodegrable so as not to cause any more harm to our precious planet but never again will we have to wash, pack a suitcase or wear the same thing twice. How revolutionary!

I hate packing to go away and I hate even more that only our small car is reliable enough to go more than 100 kilometres without requiring an RACQ callout.

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