Ding Dong

Sister #3 to Sister #1: You're going the wrong way. And why are you walking so fast? Are you embarrassed by us?

Sister #1: I just forgot where we parked the car and I'm just hoping that if we get hit by a car in the car park, I'll die first.

Sister #3: Yeah, I'd probably come to your funeral.

Sister #1: Well, that's why I want to die first, so I won't have to come to your funeral.

Me: But we'll be playing Ding Dong the Witch is dead as her theme song. That'd be worth seeing wouldn't it?

Sister #1: You're probably right, here (pushing Sister #3 forwards) you go in front of me.